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Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern

Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern
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1.5-2 Hours Time Needed
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Beginner Friendly Level

Perfect for those just starting their sewing journey, with clear instructions and simple techniques

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Bite-Sized Project

Complete in under 2 hours—quick, fun, and perfect for a little creative escape.

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Holiday Cheer

Festive fun for the season, bringing handmade magic to celebrations and creating new family traditions.

About This Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern

This Angry Toilet Paper pattern is a clever and humorous take on traditional holiday ornaments. The design features a realistic toilet paper roll with an adorable angry face that's sure to get laughs from family and friends. What makes this pattern special is that the toilet paper actually unrolls to reveal a second angry face, adding an element of surprise and interaction. The pattern uses simple half double crochet stitches throughout, making it accessible for beginners while still being engaging for more experienced crocheters.

Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern crochet pattern - detailed view of completed project

Using worsted weight yarn in classic white and tan colors, this pattern creates a realistic-looking toilet paper roll that doubles as a conversation starter. The finished piece includes an ornament string for easy hanging on Christmas trees or around the home.

Why You'll Love This Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern

I absolutely love how this pattern combines humor with practicality - it's not just cute, it's genuinely funny! The interactive element of being able to unroll the toilet paper to reveal the second face never fails to surprise people and bring out genuine laughter. I find that projects like this are perfect conversation starters and always become the most memorable ornaments on the tree. Plus, the simple construction means you can whip up several in an afternoon for unique gifts that nobody else will have!

Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern step 1 - construction progress Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern step 2 - assembly progress Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern step 3 - details and accessories Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern step 4 - final assembly and finishing

Switch Things Up

I love experimenting with different facial expressions for this pattern! You could create a whole collection of toilet paper personalities - try making a happy version with a smiling felt face, or even a sleepy one with closed eyes.

For color variations, I've made versions using cream yarn instead of white for a more vintage look, or even tried different tan shades for the roll to match various bathroom décor styles.

You could also scale this pattern up or down by adjusting your hook size and yarn weight - I've made mini versions using sport weight yarn and a smaller hook that work perfectly as gift tags or bag charms.

Adding small details like rosy cheeks with pink felt or even tiny eyebrows can really bring these little characters to life and give each one its own unique personality!

Common Mistakes & How to Fix Them

✗ Not leaving a long enough tail on the roll piece for proper sewing and assembly ✗ Making the toilet paper section too tight or loose, affecting how it wraps around the roll ✗ Forgetting to flip the outer edges of the tube inwards before wrapping, resulting in poor structure ✗ Using embroidery thread or safety eyes instead of felt, which will show through the toilet paper when unrolled

Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern

Create this hilarious and unique Angry Toilet Paper ornament that's perfect for adding humor to your holiday decorations! This fun crochet project features a grumpy facial expression that will bring smiles to everyone who sees it. The pattern includes both the toilet paper roll and the unrollable paper section, making it an interactive and entertaining piece. Perfect for gift-giving or adding a quirky touch to your own home decor during the festive season.

Beginner Friendly 1.5-2 Hours

Materials Needed for Angry Toilet Paper Crochet Pattern

— Main Fabric

  • 01
    Medium worsted yarn in white color for toilet paper section
  • 02
    Medium worsted yarn in tan color for inner roll tube

— Tools Required

  • 01
    Crochet hook size 3.75mm
  • 02
    Yarn needle
  • 03
    Hot glue gun
  • 04
    Scissors
  • 05
    Black felt for facial expressions
  • 06
    Ornament string for hanging

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— Toilet Paper (in white) :

Row 1 :

CH 61 stitches. Starting from the second chain from the hook, HDC all the way down the row. [60]

Rows 2-10 :

CH 1, turn your work. HDC all the way down the row. (9 rows total) [60]

Info :

Fasten off. No need to leave a long tail.

— Roll (in tan) :

Row 1 :

CH 26 stitches. Starting from the second chain from the hook, HDC all the way down the row. [25]

Rows 2-12 :

CH 1, turn your work. HDC all the way down the row. (11 rows total) [25]

Info :

Leave a long tail for sewing. Fasten off and sew the last row to the first row together.

Assembly Instructions

  • Flip the outer edges of the tube inwards to create a more structured roll that matches the width of the toilet paper
  • Coat the tan tube with hot glue and carefully wrap the white toilet paper section around it
  • Cut out angry facial expressions from black felt and glue the first face onto the roll
  • Once the toilet paper is unrolled, glue the second angry face onto the toilet paper section
  • Tie ornament string around the tube and hide the knot inside the roll for a clean finish

Important Notes

  • 💡Use black felt instead of embroidery thread or safety eyes to prevent showing through when toilet paper is unrolled
  • 💡Make sure to leave a long tail on the roll piece for proper sewing and assembly
  • 💡Work with hot glue carefully and allow proper drying time between assembly steps
  • 💡Ensure the tube edges are properly flipped inward before wrapping for best structural integrity

This delightfully grumpy Angry Toilet Paper ornament brings humor and personality to your holiday decorations! With its clever interactive design that reveals a second angry face when unrolled, this pattern is perfect for anyone who loves unique, conversation-starting decorations. The simple construction using basic HDC stitches makes it accessible for beginners, while the hilarious end result will have everyone asking where you got such a creative ornament. 🧶 Happy crocheting! 🎄✨

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FAQs

Can I use different yarn weights for this pattern?

It's best to stick with medium worsted yarn as specified to ensure the toilet paper wraps properly around the roll and maintains the right proportions.

Why do we use felt instead of safety eyes?

Safety eyes or embroidery thread would show through the white toilet paper when it's unrolled, ruining the surprise effect of the second face.

How do I make sure the toilet paper unrolls properly?

Make sure not to use too much hot glue when attaching the toilet paper to the roll, and ensure the paper isn't wrapped too tightly around the tube.

Can I make this without the ornament string?

Absolutely! You can skip the ornament string if you want to use it as a desk decoration or gift rather than a hanging ornament.